he is a real nowhere man

sitting in the dunny can

waiting for this wonderful world

to become more peaceful

he understands our point of view

from the ladies and the men

yeah this is the time this land

has ro be at peace

you see kind sir he believes in god

and he is a silly sod

looks like he came out of s giant pod  for everyone

you see he is a real nowhere man

sitting in the dunny can

waiting for the world to become more peaceful

it could take a very long time

at least he has a nice tasty wine

as he sits in the dunny can

waiting for the peaceful world

that might not come

the rich don’t understand his point of view

so he goes to the sink to ****** spew

as he sits in the funny can

waiting yeah sor this hard done by world

to become more peaceful

as he sits in there drinking his wine

he started coughing all the horrible smells

he gets whilst sitting in the dunny can

waiting for the world to become more peaceful

and so it will