you probably sat down on the bowl with a relief now your **** is touching all kinds of butts whoever had the same problem but this doesn't even matter for you are about to give birth to your worst child
oh you better finish this quick for it brings **** tons of shame
now you just made a splash it might be your dead baby getting thrown into the lake or something else like your pride and dignity
but don't worry this isn't the worst part
after all the hard work after all the shame you went through now you have to let it go