Ekk! Ekk! Con-oh-me
Is so bad it makes me ***

All those trillions gone to waste
Print some more and with great haste

Fifty billion trillion Euros
Not enough to buy new clothes

All the whole world is going broke
Everyone lie down and croak

Tax the poor and save the rich
Yellen makes me itch and twitch

For a rainy day you saved
Not enough to dig your grave