Ha-choo! Every sneeze feels new and unexpected We feel it coming but sometimes it doesn't Sometimes we don't even know what's coming out Or where it's coming out from Or maybe it'll be accompanied by a little gas Or a little more than what we bargained for After we let it out 1, 2 more might come out An allergy whose true form is an embarrassment Especially in the silent crowds of concert halls Sneezes are gifts We don't know if we want it But we know that we accept Lest something horrible might happen Accept every urge and be blessed when you least expect it I love to sneeze Bless you