australians all, let us rejoice

for this anthem is so ******

it has sentences that don’t make sense

like, our home is gurt by sea

what the flaming heck is a gurt my dear

i have no idea

australians probably put it there just to create a laugh

a hurt sounds like a terrible person like wayne and bruce or garth

in natural facts i say all this cause it makes no sense to me

like malcoml turnbull or just simply me

i will never stand up voluntary to

advance australia fair

i prefer to just sit and drink

but i hope i haven’t offended the australians honour

of enjoying this great anthem

i say it’s not great but that is just me

come on and party

enjoy yourself at party time

advance australia fair

i can’t help it i i don’t look like a patriot

we could choose another song

like down under or we are australian

anything but advance ausatralia fait, dudes, let’s party hard

to end advance australia fair as our anthem oh yeseree