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Apr 2016
My friend Richard is a large man.
In more than one way, if you know what I mean.
He's polite and insightful, and woefully keen.
Heavy set in respect to his size and demeanor.
Incase you are thinking I speak of his ******.
A man built to accommodate his heart.
To say it is large would be just a start.
Loving life and helping you too as well.
Yes I'd say Richard is swell as all hell.
But he also has a really big ****.
Don't even ask what inspired this poem ha ha....

Side note, the notification I get if you like this poem is priceless.
Written by
Hurble B Burble  Minnesnowda
(Minnesnowda)   
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