My friend Richard is a large man. In more than one way, if you know what I mean. He's polite and insightful, and woefully keen. Heavy set in respect to his size and demeanor. Incase you are thinking I speak of his ******. A man built to accommodate his heart. To say it is large would be just a start. Loving life and helping you too as well. Yes I'd say Richard is swell as all hell. But he also has a really big ****.
Don't even ask what inspired this poem ha ha....
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