Dipping skivvies in hogwash Pig play, pretentions and lard Our love such panache slosh Not choking on what's not hard No worries, I've hardly been scarred
Constraints of Mosaic law On me leave nothing confined For the little curled tail I saw Once whipped, delectable find Oh how I enjoy my swine
This little piggy went to market While this little piggy did squeal None the piggies found bargain And even more piggies did steal For an honest piggy, no deal
Oh in squalor, am I left to wallow Greased pig be slippery catch This all may be hard to swallow For one pig, does another fetch Stop me now, as I snort and kvetch
I really have no intention of explaining myself here.