Count down time
For the house warming at my sister's...
My brother flew over to surprise her
And then flew over our cousin
To surprise all of us

We inhaled the helium from
The decorative balloons
I did mine and got stuck
In what my family calls
"Lily's giggling-loop"

I tried my first cigar with ***
Then told my relatives
They were lame.
I challenged my brother
To **** as loud as I burp
He surrendered on the spot

We heard the testimonial
From an old school friend:
You girls always look angry...
Unless you're with family...
Then you're all ***** and giggles

I held my brother close
And told him
He was full of ****
Then hugged our cousin
And gave him an eskimo kiss

I drank two glasses of water
Like they told me to
And I swear to God
If I have a hang over tomorrow
So do they...