They say 'when life gives you lemons, make lemonade.' Had 'they' made lemonade before, 'they' would know just how much sugar is required to do so, and life rarely throws that at us. Even if it did, it would be hard to pick up, what with it being dissolved in residual lemon juice and all that. But that's beside the point.
She stands there being pummelled with lemons. Not even sour-faced although the acidity erodes her open wounds.
I ask 'does it not burn?' She replies 'just tingles like a lemony sun' and then smiles that crescent silver lining which tames the acrimonious bite that makes me wince.
Little lemon pip tears drop from my eyes and she collects them in her palms. 'Just a yellow lemon tree,' she sings in her zestful tone.
She may not be the type to catch, juggle and juice them, but if she could, she would be the sugar in her lemonade.