You sit there and tell me all of your thoughts Of how she always leaves you ******* in knots How you really love her, besides she's so hot Then you tell me how you all fought She's marrying another, it's leaving you so wrought But still when she calls, you run like hell So why do you keep complaining, please do tell I am your friend And will be to the end But if your looking to me for some Validation I'm sorry but my train doesn't stop at that station