i like that phrase, what a handsome ransom to pay a man into transcending being a pen-pal and instead a constant atmosphere of attention, like: ooh honey pooh bear, you take that earl grey tea of yours with honey or light-brown shoo gar? no wait, i said camomile, i didn't say two kids! and when they think they know you, they anonymously "think" / purposively insinuate you'd actually say that sort of **** in your day-to-day exercises of: ah wait, sun's been here before, right? exactly, there's no pooh bear here for you - there's me, my shadow, a football dribbled for 2 miles to state... well... eh; of the cursed alignment - (she) oh look at me peacock look at me peacock all with l'oréal slogans and cosmopolitan magazine quizzes - (he) i say, when you tried being a womaniser after discarding all long-lived potential mates, your only salvation comes in a chocolate-box of celibacy and jokes, where you're forever the no. 1 joke - well, someone had to dangle on the crucifix, but as Patti Smith and Shaggy said: it wooz'ent n00b me.