ι'μ σεεινγ
                         αν ωπτωμετριστ,
           ανδ ναι, α γρεεκ;
i had a cyrillic (
   с-у-р-у-л-ьи-ч?
    celery... celeriac kayak?!)
           optometrist
once, but it didn't work
                              out;
back to celeriac kayak canoe...
    the explosion                  
                                of acronyms
and emoticons [        :)    :(    ;)     :'(       ]         
                        in the english
language sparked         the frustrating
                                chaos          
                      of optic carousels.