The **** hits and then
it sorts the boys from the men.

Well,
we all want to be that guy
with the looks that catch her eye
and we all want the same thing,
to be the one that puts that ring
on her finger.

I don't suppose it's easy being her
when all the guys stand and stare,
(you know the way that men do)

But
she's strong and she's quick
with a remark
and she's slick
like oil on a pond,
I think that's why
I'm fond of her.