There are one hundred and twenty six tiles on my ceiling If you count all the halves. I know because sleeping is what normal people do in their bedroom and normal is not my favorite descriptive word. Why say you're normal when you could be fabulous, magnificent, tenacious, or incorrigible? But why would I ask you? It's obvious you don't know the rules of the game because why would you say you love me when you don’t? Is it because my halves don’t add up to perfect tiles? I know I have a few cracks, some warped edges, and missing chunks, But my imperfections tell a story; I won’t hide behind flat spackle. Besides, I always thought my ceiling could use a few stains.