I PLAY SUDOKU, CARDS AND CHESS, BUT SUDDENLY WHAT'S MORE BECOMES LESS, THEN, THERE'S BRIDGE, MONOPOLY AND LUDO, WHAT'S MAYBE NEXT, I HAVEN'T GOT A CLUEDO; MIND GAMES ARE THE WORST - JUST NUEROTIC BUT THEY'RE NASTY, UNCALLED FOR AND DESPOTIC, I FIELD THEM ALL LIKE ***** IN THE AIR, I MUST CATCH, TO DROP THEM I WOULDN'T DARE, THEN THERE WAS RUNNING, STAY IN THE RACE, I'LL JUST HAVE TO SEE IF I CAN STAND THE PACE, THERE'S NEVER A CROSSWORD THAT PASSES ME BY, WHEN YOUR HAVING FUN, HOW THE TIME DOES FLY, LIFE IS A CHARADE, GUESS WHAT COMES NEXT, I'M NOT SURE, MAYBE HEAVEN - I'LL SEND YOU A TEXT!