last night on Free Credit check.com
it was as they said free, for me.
I awaited my number to appear,
a red warning light flashed
the page locked up
and kept me there
like an infested **** site does, I have heard,
when you search for free anything,
then in large case letters
this site said , because of me ,
they have lowered the credit ratings of every
lender that loaned me a dime.
I had to reboot my computer
and sign on in another name,
and
change my ssn#
and my phone number, again!
The phone rang all night.
My cat knocked it off the hook,
I swear.