He was an Uber driver From Kalamazoo Who went on a rampage But who knew It was something That an Uber driver would do Even one who apparently Was missing a *****
He dropped off a group In record time Which conveniently left him Next door to the crime Where sadly he was about to Lose his mind As police investigators Were forced to find
Six in total Were about to die And no one’s figured out The reason why He would shoot perfect strangers Bye and bye But he certainly did And that’s no lie
Now the crazed driver Is in custody Why did he do it I don’t know (search me) It was so inexplicable That it’s hard to see His rational or reasoning Which would be key