Louder than a **** in a silent room louder than an thunder roll louder than a deaf mute or a woman during labor louder than cows on the pasture or a wailing of a baby's cry louder than a siren on a police cruiser Louder than a fireman truck racing to a fire louder than a carpenter who accidental nail his finger to the floor louder than a chairman at a board meeting as he try to get the crowd to come to order louder than an angry mob in Washington after the Federal building shut down louder than a preacher without the microphone louder than I on grandparent's day that's how loud the bigots barks