Smack dab in the middle of unreasonable muck Laffy Taffy bout now'd be a good kinda stuck Ya keep on tellin be best not to speak Cuz the more ya think, just keep gettin weak Now I won't lie, cuz I'm still gonna try Just ain't gonna sit here curl up and die All right now so what's this grand plan? Both ears open, so where do I stand? Or maybe bout now I'll go ahead and say we Yeah! I'm laughin cause yer stuck beside me Oh wait! Just think I've laughed me way out Only chance for ya joinin is to drop yer silly pout