Less than 10 miles from my house is an insane asylum (Granny said "nervous hospital") (Papaw said "***** hatch.") It is built on an Indian Burial Ground. There is an adjacent golf course.
How long, oh lord, before we get to see affluent white men in stupid pants running for their lives from a swarm of psychos and the ghost of the displaced Noble Savage?
No ****. Check out the Wikipedia entry for Moccasin Bend. There's also a brewery. Happy golfing suckers!