Answer us true How old are you? Are you boy or girl? Close your eyes. Do you see a fire or a whirl- wind? How much have you sinned?
Given a choice pick red or blue? Given a choice pick none or new?
Picture yourself in the woods. Do you see a horse or a mare? A rabbit or a hare? Is it a half empty or half full barr- el? Have you ever thought to ****?
Do your dreams end in flight or fall? Do you fight when held up against a wall? Do you stand up strong and tall? Or hunch down, make yourself small? Do you like your peanuts sal- ted? Do you like your coffee malted?
Do you fidget when you eat? Tap to music with your feet? Is your happiness fleet- ing when your life has you beat?
Do you gaze directly at the sun? Shade your love from coming undone? Do you largely have fun- ctional relationships?
And last, not least, has come: What do you think of your dear mum and dad? Did they turn you good or bad?
Now we've collated your results. You're [insert personality type here] I hope now it's all so clear, this box in which you fit best. We've emailed you this score lest you forget the results of your Personality Test.
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