"Finally decided to do your hair for once." "Chris, thank you, but let's focus on the dance." "With this awful song?.. 2, 3, and hup!" "We walked the aisle to this.. do try to keep up." "Now now Jayne, that was probably ages ago." "Oh, then explain why first anniversary's tomorrow." "Ahem, now lunge, slowly, 4, embrace me." "Can I ask one question? Why the hell did we marry?" "That's two - you really should work on your spending." "Sniff, and you should spend much more on washing." "Judge Michel looks concerned, would you stop being upset." "But I'm the one smiling, with great hair I might add." "Steady, and land.. Yes speaking of which, why now?" "I'm leaving you for Michel.. do not forget to bow."