What’s authentic And what is not When you’re trapped inside The body that you got And you say to yourself I don’t think I’m hot And you dream about transitioning More frequently than not
What’s authentic And what is not When you’re a married man Whose wife is hot But she evokes your envy Because of the body she’s got So you begin trying on her dresses And her other things a lot
What’s authentic And what is not When you grow up on TV As a celebrity’s tot And they say that you Don’t smile an awful lot Despite the many gifts That plastic surgery brought
What’s authentic And what is not I’ve been thinkin’ About it a lot Seems everybody Gets a shot But the fame game Puts ‘em on the spot