When I go into plank, please realize this is not my showing off yoga talent. I am an epileptic. Please, when I fall down convulsing in your liquor store, which I only entered to buy a pop, know I am not a drunk, so please do not kick me in the head. I am an epileptic. I know how strange it seems to watch a man go rigid, crash wide-eyed face forward, **** and **** himself, make a stink of public places. So please, please do not scream at me. I am an epileptic. I will likely come to, but then comes the *****. I am sorry for that, more sorry than you could possibly be for me. My world is as such, and I did not wish to intrude on your day. I will go away, as soon as I gain faculties, lift from murk some understanding where I might be. Embarrassment is not easy to carry, but I will take it, stinking, slinking away. I am an epileptic. I am so very sorry.