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Nov 2015
MONTANA
  
Stripped like a ***** all
your ore gone Big Sky
Way to cold in summertime
  
2.  ARIZONA
  
Grand Canyon Station
A great place to relax
for native New Yorkers
  
3.  UTAH
  
The great lake's surrounded
Now you still can't swim
in it.  Tabernacle Choir
  
4.  MISSISSIPPI
  
With your gulf coast taxi's
dancing at casinos
Still the ugliest
  
5.  TEXAS
  
Big Country, No little
Men.  Women get you hooked
on "Hi, have we met".
  
6.  GEORGIA
  
Took a trip down nine
Tee-Five.  Think it was
Three-A saying hi to Dave
  
7.  SOUTH CAROLINA
  
Columbia runs through
Gamecock town.  The sheriff,
he wants to know your name
  
8.  NORTH CAROLINA
  
Tearing down mountains
to build townhouses
you are lousy, just like me

9.  WASHINGTON D. C.
  
On the drive down here
A native shot at me
I rolled up the window
  
10.  PITTSBURGH
You ***** old city
There is a shark that swims
In one of your three rivers
  
11.  SCOTTY'S CASTLE
  
In the deadliest
of valleys.  An oasis
appears as heaven
  
12.  NEW MEXICO
  
The seniors there cross
the border.  They're earning
prescription drug money
David Ehrgott
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