Sugar plum fairies Forget that! In the birthday suit in which she was born in the altogether! I will warn it is not a pleasant sight Once the wings are removed in the dead of the night Wrinkles creep back her skin wants ironing Like a crumpled sack in the morning. Her hair like rats tails hang like nothing on earth. Her white skinny legs like cloth sails. One has seen more meat on a butcher's pencil. The fairy of the altogether put her clothes back on thank goodness.