Schematics of crushes, roguish or otherwise waggish, befitting to summation, of a cosmic life span of paper cuts suffered by poets, and lovers alike, are not to be understood by a future non-tactile Internet age. Yet, may I be as bold as to predict some sort of quark spun eyeballs, as simple malady one might experience in fated approaching calamities of those daring enough to extend electric aeronautics of the heart? For this is what I have found, in my online romantic searches. The effects leaving me only slightly, bug-eyed.