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Nov 2015
Never use your laser in a supermarket

it can cause ****** havoc

well I went to store

thinking of food and not much more

So I shopped and shopped

and totally forgot

that my laser was in my pocket

Well when I went to pay

to my despair

my card I did not pull out

but my laser, I say

The safety was off and it went to auto fire

I held it down blasting big holes in the ground

I found my card when I switch it off

deeply apologizing to the staff with a sigh and cough

By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
Christos Andreas Kourtis
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Christos Andreas Kourtis  London UK
(London UK)   
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