Never use your laser in a supermarket

it can cause ****** havoc

well I went to store

thinking of food and not much more


So I shopped and shopped

and totally forgot

that my laser was in my pocket


Well when I went to pay

to my despair

my card I did not pull out

but my laser, I say


The safety was off and it went to auto fire

I held it down blasting big holes in the ground

I found my card when I switch it off

deeply apologizing to the staff with a sigh and cough




By Christos Andreas Kourtis aka NeonSolaris