On the drive from St. Andrews to Aberdeen I stopped at a roadside cafe, For toast and jam and tea. The young blonde server Took my order, And never spoke a word. Then her mother bellowed From the back of the room; And her father barrelled through the door, And a baby cried; She's wanting more. This is their country; She was their girl. I paid for the platter, I tipped the teen, And continued on To Aberdeen.