I tried to be, romantic once And so set up, some ambiance A candle here, a flower there Just enough, to show I care I set a crystal goblet, for some wine Her finest china, on which to dine Our best silverware, each in its place Two linen napkins, with bordered lace I even cooked, a nice hot meal A dish that would, to her appeal But when I opened, the front door I did not get, my sweet Amor Then all my effort, came to naught When those workday tensions, home she brought HEADACHES ARE A PAIN BOEMS BY JA 326