He was a German soldier fighting in the war Then as a P.O.W. he could fight no more In an English garden He worked and spent his days Planting bulbs, trimming hedges Learning English ways
Then to his homeland he went back But in mischief didn't lack For in the Spring the daffs he sowed Spelled out Heil ******! All in pretty rows
Cheeky beggar, I wonder if he planted a ******* in snowdrops too. At least he showed a bit of flair :) True story from World War II