girl #1, i'm sorry i hooked up with your boyfriend
you left me all alone with me and alcohol.
boy #1, i'm sorry your ex girlfriend wants me rather than you,
but i don't even want her.
girl #2, i'm sorry i'm going to destroy your marriage with him.
when he's feeling guilty, i hope what he said slips in his conscious.
i hope he can't take the weight of what he did.
oh, it's not your fault, but you'll get by.
you left him all alone and he'll choose me,
besides, you're far far away,
oblivious to what he did.