157 minutes away seems an eternity for those of us suffering from being poo shy – I slide over slightly placing the un-comfortability onto a different aspect of my left cheek a gurgle rises my hand flies to my belly… hold on old friend – why did I eat Taco Bell for lunch? when will I learn what works and what doesn’t? I have had this body for many years and still I am in total shock when I load up on hot sauce then have to go back to work – two long hours until my toilet my semi-interesting book and a peaceful colon.. waiting for release is not all it’s cracked up to be –