Welcome to this institution,
high school is a magical place.
You’ll leave with fantastic memories
and a genuine smile on your face.

A 4.0 GPA is not unattainable.
Believe us, you can balance it all.
A student will get plenty of sleep
and won’t have a breakdown come next fall.

The friendships you create in this building
are ones you’ll cherish your entire life.
Nothing but respect will flow here.
You’ll never be stabbed in the heart with a knife.

The standardized tests will matter in ten years,
write your answers neatly in ink.
These scribbled bubbles are really essential,
they’re fair to the many ways to think.

This is not a biased system,
the dress code applies to girls and boys.
Cheerleading uniforms are not exempt,
you will be treated like more than just toys.

Everyone in this school is equal,
no one’s treatment is unfair.
It doesn’t matter how different you are
suffering is not something you’ll have to bear.

Welcome to this institution,
high school is a magical place.
It’s four fantastic years of your life,
good luck finishing this race.