I am on the murrays bus heading for Batemans bay and there is only 1 hour And a half left and I am looking forward to being close to the ocean You see it's going to be great eating fish And chips at the boathouse You see I am having memories of when I went here with my mate Daniel and this Is my first trip since I stopped ringing him up and I am staying in Mariners on the waterfront and I hope the room is ready when I get there I have to rehearse my play lines as well I woke up at 5 am in the morning at my mother's house and I remember walking with Daniel and the bus dropped water on us because it was raining But today iss lovely sunny day and now we have arrived at Braidwood to pick up a box and we are off again We are entering the windey roads Of the Clyde mountain and as I look Out there are roadworks and lovely black cows, cows are beautiful creatures and yes we will be passing Poo bears corner and dudes there is Blue sky for miles, and I hope my room Had fox footy so I can watch the parade I have just arrived in Batemans bay And I arrived too early for the room at Mariners, so I left my baggage there and Headed for the take away for an egg and bacon roll with BBQ sauce and hopefully people will be out of the room When I return to the hotel And the egg and bacon roll was very tasty and after I left chixandstix I headed toward k mart To buy a coke and wait for the time to tick away so I could enter my room There are millions of Kids running around and I saw one guy running on The road, yeah this is going to be a great grand final weekend on the south coast and I hope I get into the room By 12 so I can see if they have the fox footy channel for the parade But they didn't But it is a wonderful room with a nice view of the Clyde river And I wish there was a fox footy but oh well we can't have everything but it is a beautiful view though The next minute I walked down to the Batemans bay soldiers club and paid them $10 to become a member and I am Going to Watch the parade in air conditioned comfort I know I leave monday but I find it is worth it I am watching hawthorn and west coast go down the streets either he sun shining nicely in this great spring day and I am sinking coke by coke enjoying the grand final I have just arrived in Batemans bay And I arrived too early for the room at Mariners, so I left my baggage there and Headed for the take away for an egg and bacon roll with BBQ sauce and hopefully people will be out of the room When I return to the hotel And the egg and bacon roll was very tasty and after I left chixandstix I headed toward k mart To buy a coke and wait for the time to tick away so I could enter my room There are millions of Kids running around and I saw one guy running on The road, yeah this is going to be a great grand final weekend on the south coast and I hope I get into the room By 12 so I can see if they have the fox footy channel for the parade But they didn't But it is a wonderful room with a nice view of the Clyde river And I wish there was a fox footy but oh well we can't have everything but it is a beautiful view though The next minute I walked down to the Batemans bay soldiers club and paid them $10 to become a member and I am Going to Watch the parade in air conditioned comfort I know I leave Monday but I find it is worth it I am watching hawthorn and west coast go down the streets either he sun shining nicely in this great spring day and I am sinking coke by coke enjoying the grand final And after walking home from the club after watching the parade, I got $50 out And went back to the hotel and presto The TV was in better working order but I don't have fox footy, so I am glad I went to the club and currently I am just Relaxing in front of the box doing my art And I saw the end of the rugby league Grand final show and I am doing my hAlloween tapestryAnd now I am watching alive and cooking waiting for the 3 o'clock news Bulletin to start and tonight I am going to have fish and chips as well as buying a few supplies to veg out with tonight In front of the box, the view of the river Is radically awesome dude and I am looking forward to my fish and chips Down the coast I just had fish and chips at the voatshed and yes mr seagull decided to Payne a visit And you shoul have Heard the racket when I gave up one or two or three And the fish was so fresh and for drinks I had pub squash and another seagull jumps up to say hello to Me and I said hell mister seagull and after I finished with my dinner I went to woollies to buy some supplied to satisfy my hunger tonight And as I was walking home a man said I was shaky he like a jelly on a plate and I said yeah I am a cool writer and artist And then I went into my room to watch Becker then the news and I am going to spend a relaxing night on the night before west coast hopefully beat hawthorn and will I get fat tonight Of course I am not going to eat it all tonight I will concentrate on my creativityYou see I lying on my bed moving My hand as I do each stitch watching Neighbours and everybody loves Raymond and then watched the gardeners on better homes and gardens And whe I was watching that some really cool party people were laughing and having a good time all I'm readiness For the afl grand final tomorrow As the song goes We are the Eagles the west coast Eagles We're the team to show you how We are the better birds than the team of hawthorn we are the mighty west coast team but if hawthorn win tomorrow I will ****** scream and now there is another talk show Have you been paying attention Which is a radically awesome show But I Have turns it over to superman On channrlll goI got up at 7 am this morning after having a nightmare of James Pederson Getting his revenge on me after I teased him a bit and then I got up to go to the toilet and took my medication and went back to bed for 2 more hours and after that I had a shower and then breakfast And got the room ready for the housekeepers to clean and then went on a walk to beautiful batehaven and as I walked down the road, there was this lovely sesbreeze and it was a beautiful Hot day and I passed the fish and chip shop and the shell museum and bird land animal park and I saw families swimming in the pool and when I reached batehaven I bought myself a coke and say there watching isthe water and there is this water skier having a wow of a time and there was this man taking his dog down to the water and there are heaps of families taking their kids to the water on this nice hot day It is wonderful sitting by the beach and onr man is resting his dog It is a nice day for the beach And I am enjoying myself relaxing in the shade of this really hot day at the beach And soon I must go to get some lunch and watch west coast beat hawthirn Go the EaglesI entered the soldiers club and went straight to the bistro to have a hamburger with egg and bacon and chips and it was superb and then I went to the TV to watch the pre game show And Elle Goulding and Bryan Adams Were the entertainers and mike Brady sang up there Cazaly and even if they weren't there felt like singing up there goes Sydney and I chose the TV with a view of the Clyde river and I am still tipping west coast go the Eagles The Hawks broke away with a lead at quarter time and half time and west coast are in for a record if they can get back from 57-26 down and the Kangaroos runner won the sprint giving money to youth homelessness And the beach is a cool backdrop for the mighty MCG and I am still going for the eagkes but it will be hard Go the eagles for what it's worth Well we are the happy team at hawthorn Showing the Eagles which birds the best, we fight them off from start to finish Go the Hawks for the 2015 premiership And it is a good reason to party on Saturday night which is party night Yes the Hawks are superior in this grand final and I am sitting in the batemans bay soldiers club watching the match and I am waiting for the presentation and if the motel has a band tonight I am going party through frustrations by watching the band I will probably get a pizza for dinner on the wharf But the Hawks were the big birds the kings of the big game Go the Hawks for victorycan hear you laughing. Go You see you are laughing oh so hard mc cracking jokes celebrating the Cowboys win it was a wonderful win I am glad the Broncos lost You see I like people who party They are my type of people You see people laugh at each other And they say go cowboys go Then around Christmas time They dress up as Santa and let out A loud ** ** ** You see they say it very loud It is like they lost thrift ** ** ** Where can it go go go Doing the hanky pdnky with your mates In the gay bar in downtown Sydney Then we will celebrate a win Cowboys Cowboys rah rah rah Got he mighty Cowboys from now till the end of hhf day Everyone has stopped laughing Time for bed Go the Cowboys