It used to be his meandering In the presidential race But now we find him pandering To the Republican base It’s not like it’s slandering To state he has no taste Lately he’s been clamoring Just to make his case
He’s not politically correct He’ll say almost anything He doesn’t give a heck About the anger it might bring But the topics he selects Usually comes with quite a sting It defies the intellect The invectives that he slings
Now he’s dancing on the graves Of those who were victimized See that’s the way that he behaves Oh did you think otherwise Because it’s a rocky road he paves One wonders how he survives But he seems to come out unscathed Like a cat who has nine lives
He says he licensed to carry a gun To a hall full of enthusiast This although the mornin’s not done And they haven’t been laid to rest I imagine that’s how he has his fun Or wins their votes I guess He has no platform on which to run And he’s not hard to detest