If you are of a mind to dig yourself a hole, there are a few things you can do. The first is to tell your wife or girlfriend you haven't been listening to a thing they said. If this doesn't put you deep enough in the ground then here is another tip. Stay gone on a special day with your buddies on a unannounced trip Any birthday or anniversary will do. This will dig you in really deep, at least a foot or two and you will need somewhere else to sleep . If that still isn't deep enough and you want to be buried deep. Just tell the truth about anything involving what she wears or eats. Does this dress look ok, no it is too tight, or when you go out to eat just ask her why you ordered that and she will hear you think I look fat. This should put you truly deep, well inside a cave. A place so dark and deep, you will need a flashlight just to see. So when you decide a hole is what you need. Just remember the advice I have given, and give it another read. For truth be told, digging the hole is not so hard. It is when you must crawl out again, that your real work will start.