Handcuffed lone tree on the island , paraded in front of my peers ....
The whole world stopped to laugh at my plight , tarred and feathered ,
over potato chips , milk , a Slim Jim ...I was fortunate indeed , having stuffed my mouth with these delicacies before apprehended by a ******* , well over three hundred pounds .. He horse collared me , threw me on a  police car  The hood was painfully hot ! His buddies arrived to complete the humiliation ! Joe Friday , **** Tracey , Hero and Crew Cut ...My plea was hunger ..... Hero the Detective stuck his nose close to my mouth to see if I had alcohol on my breath . Crew Cut stood with his hands on his hips while I was being probed in public courtesy of Joe Friday ! **** Tracey was kicking at the ground , head down , obviously somewhere else' the whole time ! Everybody in the world seen me that morning . I was thankful that they decided not to execute me plus even more relieved to have something on my stomach .. If my number is called I would prefer that it was not from starvation . Jail will be another step higher on the social ladder for me ....