Columbus, Ohio
You're doing good things for me
An educated glance would say
You're not a bad city
Same **** as any other bigger city
But people seem kind

I ride my bike to work
It's not far
Not much trouble
Drivers are mostly considerate
And I am as well
There are a few *****
But
I understand
Some people can't forget about themselves

People seem kind
Happy for the most part
Maybe something is going on here
Young people seem more wise
Older people seem more patient
Maybe it's just me

I do really want to know though
Why does it smell like **** sometimes?
Because I ride a bike
I really have to deal with it
It's funny to an outsider
But not when you get a mouthful

Everyone's **** stinks
But **** Columbus
Can we do something about that?