What’s so hard about the split You take the house I get Jack **** You get the cat I paid for that Have the car Take the boat If it makes you happy Build a moat All this fuss about a fling Didn’t mean a thing Keep the bling Psychological strain Well yes, you have been a bit of a pain Actually driving me insane But don’t worry dear I’ll take it like a man Know you’ll understand Take a pill Chilax Listen to the facts I was weak Seduced by the meek Was really thinking of you As you do Lets start again Bought you a ring Just a little thing To say i love you Oh, can i borrow the car Not going far Probably won’t be back tonight Hope that's alright.