I'm tired of not having a date to take me out on a Saturday night When nobody calls me and its getting late Its such a pitiful sight
So I've decided to put on my wizard hat on then go down to the basement below and when my family have all gone I'll build my very own boyfriend and nobody would know
He'd have eyes so dark and dreamy he'd have arms that'd hug me tight and when he'd turn his face to see me his face would shine real bright
In a huge *** I stirred the magic brew and I started dreaming of my lover boy dreaming of all the lovey-dovey things he'd do I started to bubble up with joy
I threw in hairspray for wonderful hair and a Jon Bon Jovi CD for a heavenly voice For huggability I also threw in my teddy bear along with all my other stuffed toys
I added cologne and expensive perfume so he'd always smell like a cool breeze in spring My boyfriend would be nearly perfect I assume and he'd be made up of all sorts of wonderful things
I threw in a black tuxedo and dancing shoes so he'd be classy and gentlemanly He'd be the perfect boy I would choose to start my perfect family
As I was done with my recipe I chanted my magic spell smoke and fumes rose up endlessly My hardwork was complete I could tell
Out popped out this boy wonder who looked dreamy as could be My knees went weak and my heart spat thunder as I giggled nervously
We went on our first date but It was a disaster straight from hell This monster I decided toΒ Β create made me want to take back that awful spell
Me and wonderboy did not work and we broke up instantly with no love he turned out to be a **** completely devoid of chivalry
The good things in a man are not always the things that show you see you must understand True Love isn't what you think you already know
The things that send you head over heels may not be the things that truly last because the boy wearing expensive perfume may turn out to be just another *******!