I will write a rhyme, I'll write a rhyme right now
About a Purple Chicken and a Big Green Cow
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The chicken laid an egg, the cow made methane gas
Blew it on the chicken, right out her big green ***
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The chicken said cluck-cluck, the cow then said moo-moo
Do not **** me off, or you'll be chicken stew
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Oh yea! The chicken said, hamburger you'll be!
You'll end up at McDonalds, just you wait and see