Never been much of an eavesdropper
Others conversations I let them slide
But the one these ladies were talking
I couldn't let pass me by

Not like they weren't loud at the table they found
Where next to me they decided to sit
They didn't look much in need of anything free
But who doesn't like to share in their wit

As they continued to talk bystanders or not
The way some women do
I leaned in their way a little closer that day
As they subliminally were throwing me clues

That's when one of the three afforded me the opportunity
In saying she used to be a 34D
Leaning back in my chair from her major death stare
As I said what are you now...a 34 knee?