take me to bars we’ll try that ginger beer you told me about in return I’ll introduce you to the softest corners of my mind buy me a ticket to that R21 show about that man and the lady in return I’ll tell you stories of how my life has been and lessons learnt walk me to your car and we’ll go on late-night drives in return I’ll be your companion and keeper of secrets you lean over and fasten my seatbelt finally found someone to be an older brother figure then I remember the last time I said someone was like a brother to me and how that ended I’m smiling so hard right now at crude jokes and glow-in-the-dark bikinis tonight you dream of you and me in the club and you in the bikini me with a moustache promoting glow-in-the-dark bikinis and hair removing cream your dream ends here and mine picks it up so we’re in the club you in the luminous bikini and me with the moustache and it’s all fun and games until I lost you in the crowd I wept and I wept you see I’m so quick to fall on sadness and so quick to call your name then I remembered you were glowing in the dark so I found my way back to you again “hold on to my shirt ***** don’t get lost again” I like you this night it’s a stay up late with me kind of night laughing at your silly stories kind of night cats mating and no caffeine boost kind of night when someone takes you away I will try and laugh it off the same laugh with which I respond to you calling me funny I’m not funny I’m only funny when you make me funny hey, what’s she doing here now we’re doing that cliche thing like in the movies hey, don’t hold his hand if you’re just friends please please don’t leave when you are taken away I will try to gently let go of your shirt you are one foot ahead and I have one foot in the grave when we head into crowded places tell me to wear the glow-in-the-dark bikini under my clothes so you don’t lose me in the dark