who would be a holy terror on social media:
snapping selfies (often lying under the table - poor thing!),
commenting on comments on comments in the public forum,
"You ignorant cockalorum...!
     pennies for your thoughts bought my ***** shots."

She'd be caustic, sarcastic, bitter,
abrasive, abusive on Twitter:
"As regards your latest verse, the previous one was worse."
"I am hosting a social soirée...I'd rather you not be there...
   Are there evenings you'll be away?
"I appreciated your latest post
  Re: animal rights to equal pay.
...My bi-racial guide dog has it hard,
    being physically challenged,
      female,
        and gay."



Okay.  We know you are liberal and politically correct.  Now unplug, put down your I-phone, get up off your *** and step away from the mirror.
Go out into the world.  March.  Volunteer. Donate food or clothing.
Help somebody for Christ's sake.  You self-obsessed narcissist.