He has celebrity and fame So everybody knows his name But a modicum of intelligence isn’t the same As him being prepared to play this game See he’s created quite a brand Which in the short run gives him the upper hand But that doesn’t mean he understands The nature of the job’s demands
The people may not be aware Whether or not that’s his real hair But either or why should they care How long it takes him to prepare He’s number two now in the poll At least that’s what we’re being told But give it time it will get old Even from a man so bold
The quality he has the most Is the fact he’s tres verbose And makes headlines in the Post Because he’s not afraid to boast Or inclined to make false claims Of birthrights or presidential names Despite the ones he tries to shame To me it’s all one in the same
They’ve labeled him The Donald Like that clown, you know, Ronald Or as I prefer a nerd like Arnold A blabbermouth think Mitch McConnell Even after all my words are spent He’ll never be the president Instead he’ll remain a malcontent And I’m sure you share that sentiment