The Dog tried to dig a hole
In the rock hard cement
He had too much ****
And he went abit bent.
He thought the concrete
Was special magical grass
****** on a copper
Because he looked like glass.
The copper had a fit
And chased after the mutt
The Dog thought he was The Flash
And he outrun the ****.
He was miles up the main road
As he slows right down
The stupid dog didn't notice
That he ran out of town.
The Dog walked for hours
And he needs a rest soon
He lies down in the middle of the road
Spinning to his doom.
As he lays there
He's ****** in the head
Some car ran him over
And now the ******* dog is dead.

(c) Tommy K
2010