How can she be Venus If he still has a ***** It doesn’t take a genius Or a streak of meanness For someone to surmise Despite his feminine disguise If common sense applies He’s still one of the guys
If she wants to be Caitlyn Who are we to debate him But I’m here to checkmate him Though not because I hate him He can’t change the rules He must think that we’re fools To be used as mere tools We’re from different schools
Some say that she’s **** But is it said to vex me Or maybe to perplex me With a case of apoplexy I disagree vehemently Because of what we never see He has a ***** same as me Though it’s tied down instead of free
She wants to change her gender But refuses to surrender His last vestige or member In all its regal splendor What is she holding it for He doesn’t use it anymore So if I state it raw That’s because I’m *******