Over half a century I've been here. I remember in the beginning, I was so shiny and new. Like a finely painted clay ***, molded from the very hand of God. Made a man on the outside, with strong legs like a *** needs, to stand full and steady. Over years of self abuse, the *** cracked, It fell to pieces, broken and almost destroyed. Then a hand reached down from heaven, and picked up the worn down broken pieces, forming and creating them anew. This time the *** was smooth and delicate, intricately carved with the finest tools, and layered with the purest gold. Fit only for a Queen, the *** held the finest spice, and only the most feminine of parfums. The clay *** had found its true purpose, Its special place in the world, as it had always dreamed and longed to do. The beautiful clay *** lived forever, and blessed all who touched it, With its new found beauty and life.