What went so wrong in your life to justify taking what is not yours? If you sincerely needed help and took the time to ask, help would come. But you insist on strife. It is you that I truly abhor. You insist upon waging war and I can assure that I am eager for battle. But I promise you, and it is such an easy task, return my property, my wings, my joy and your life may be restored. A full pardon. You are depraved, odious, and vile are you ready to fight?
More of a rant than anything, I woke up this morning to see my bicycle missing